Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
This baby is an asshole
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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