The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Last night: Repeatedly yelled about how the fishbowl tasted like blue, stole a stranger's hat, hugged the DJ for playing my request, made out with my roommate, and abandoned the guy I dragged to the club in the first place
This morning: Hat doesn't fit, hangover headache is blue, and I can't move without getting lightheaded
Listen when they tell you not to drink after giving blood
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
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