I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
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