I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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