when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Randomize
