she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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