i think i have herpe
just one?
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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