LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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