I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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