going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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