Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
We had sex on a dog bed..
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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