Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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