I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
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