Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
There's even glitter on my cock...
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