I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
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Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
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I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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