how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Silently passing ghastly beer farts as I move around the bridal department at Tiffany's. Call it my contribution to the holiday spirit.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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