this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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