hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
accomplished twins. life is a go
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
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You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
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Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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