You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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