if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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