Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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