So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
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im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Houston, we have a squirter
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
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She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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