She went from zero to smokin in five shots
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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