I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
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why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
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Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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