On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I cockslap morals
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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