so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
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