He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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