i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
i came on her dog
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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