question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
We have so much sex to catch up on
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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