He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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