no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
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I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
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Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
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