Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Randomize
