I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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