And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
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You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
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I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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