I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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