Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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