Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
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I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
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I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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