You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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