and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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