I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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