How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
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It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
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I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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