Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
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I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
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I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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