i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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