is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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