is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
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She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
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pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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