69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
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If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
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He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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