it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
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WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
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I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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