Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
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There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
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Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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