I wanna bring you to show and tell
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
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Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
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Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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