The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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