I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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