chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
