So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Theres a note on my antibiotics that says "Do not chew or crush. Swallow whole." I think that would be a good tattoo for just above my penis.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
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yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
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I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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