god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Terrible idea I love it
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
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