You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I just want to make out with him forever
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
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