she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
Randomize
