so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
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I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
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I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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